Hold onto your toilet seats, folks! 🚽 Costco has just dropped the most anticipated product of the century (at least in our minds) and we know it will make quite a splash 💦: Kirkland Signature Ultra-Soft Bath Tissue! 🧻 It’s like the heavens opened up, and angels are gently caressing our bottoms with clouds. 👼
We’re so ecstatic; we’ve composed a little ode to this plush new wonder:
🧻 Oh, Kirkland UltraSoft, you’re a dream come true,
With 231 sheets, we’ll never have too few.
Two-ply perfection, in a 36-roll pack,
Remember when wiping: always front to back!
Please forgive our bathroom humor. 🙏
- Premium Bath Tissue
- Wide Sheets – 4.5″ x 4.0″ Sheet size
- 231 Sheets per Roll
- 36 Rolls
- Septic Safe
- 1,039.5 Total sq ft
Grab your carts, folks; it’s time to stock up and wipe your worries away! Costco, you’ve outdone yourself! 🙌💩 #TPHeaven