Hold onto your toilet seats, folks! Costco has just dropped the most anticipated product of the century (at least in our minds) and we know it will make quite a splash : Kirkland Signature Ultra-Soft Bath Tissue! It’s like the heavens opened up, and angels are gently caressing our bottoms with clouds.
We’re so ecstatic; we’ve composed a little ode to this plush new wonder:
Oh, Kirkland UltraSoft, you’re a dream come true,
With 231 sheets, we’ll never have too few.
Two-ply perfection, in a 36-roll pack,
Remember when wiping: always front to back!
Please forgive our bathroom humor.
Product Details
- Premium Bath Tissue
- 2-Ply
- Wide Sheets – 4.5″ x 4.0″ Sheet size
- 231 Sheets per Roll
- 36 Rolls
- Septic Safe
- 1,039.5 Total sq ft
Grab your carts, folks; it’s time to stock up and wipe your worries away! Costco, you’ve outdone yourself! #TPHeaven