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Hold onto your toilet seats, folks! ๐Ÿšฝ Costco has just dropped the most anticipated product of the century (at least in our minds) and we know it will make quite a splash ๐Ÿ’ฆ: Kirkland Signature Ultra-Soft Bath Tissue! ๐Ÿงป It’s like the heavens opened up, and angels are gently caressing our bottoms with clouds. ๐Ÿ‘ผ

We’re so ecstatic; we’ve composed a little ode to this plush new wonder:

๐Ÿงป Oh, Kirkland UltraSoft, you’re a dream come true,
With 231 sheets, we’ll never have too few.
Two-ply perfection, in a 36-roll pack,
Remember when wiping: always front to back!

Please forgive our bathroom humor. ๐Ÿ™

Product Details

  • Premium Bath Tissue
  • 2-Ply
  • Wide Sheets – 4.5″ x 4.0″ Sheet size
  • 231 Sheets per Roll
  • 36 Rolls
  • Septic Safe
  • 1,039.5 Total sq ft

Grab your carts, folks; it’s time to stock up and wipe your worries away! Costco, you’ve outdone yourself! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฉ #TPHeaven